princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

being gay cancels out the murder and cannibalism thing. now hannibal lecter’s only crimes are medical malpractice and being upper class

katherinebarlow:

There once was a man, of German origin, perhaps, who was trapped inside a cavern in Europe after an avalanche. For years he made his home there, amongst innumerable Meta menardi, or cave orbweavers, that, being a photophobic species, lived there. They lay hundreds of eggs, and new hatchlings are wont to balloon outside for dispersion. These were unable to leave, and he was forced to rely on them for sustenance. A journalist calculated how many every person on Earth must consume to match how many he’d eaten, and a tabloid, having a tenuous relationship with the truth, reprinted that figure as fact. Of course, it would be a fool’s mistake to count such a statistical outlier in a more serious academic text.

Tell me, Will, are you an outlier? Or do you count?

cykas:

ghoulification:

vashthestampede:

cykas:

“hannibal might be pansexual” he eats people. hey . he eats people

really wish it meant he fucks pans considering his time in the kitchen

didnt the director say he was “omnisexual”

yea cause he omnomnoming people LOL

mushroomgarden:

That scene where Hannibal brings “sausage” and eggs to Will’s motel room and everything is the same except Will whips out a huge bottle of ketchup mid conversation and completely covers the eggs in it with audible squelches as Hannibal tries to get out his mongoose metaphor.

wordbean:

A mini babybel is a semi-hard cheese encased in a colored wax with an outer cellophane wrapper, placed in a netted bag. To reach the cheese you must unravel three layers; the netted bag, cellophane wrap, and colored wax. Tell me, Will…what shall I find when I peel back your layers? Will I find something satiating? A rewarding and delicious journey, inevitably leading to your demise, but my fulfillment?? Or am I to uncover your true self and set you free, unimpeded from that which binds you?