television’s hottest show is “hannibal”. located in the pantry of an aristocrat’s townhouse, this homoerotic nightmare is the creation of a middle aged gay man with trauma flashbacks, bryan fuller, who finally answers the question “what am i watching?”. this. show. has. everything. seven stray dogs of varying breeds, a social worker inside a horse, gillian anderson, a pig carrying a human fetus, and human origami. (whats human origami?) its that thing where, like, you fold up a dead body into the shape of an anatomically correct heart to confess your love.